methlabrador:

acidicmoon:

i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live

i think that might be how god feels about me

(Source: attractinq, via wantingwishingandwaiting)

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

is this really what you women think about?

(Source: godtie, via shelbs9510)

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(via curiositie-s)

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew, via wantingwishingandwaiting)

kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

(via sreme)

sure ill get off the internet mom

(Source: rengehoushakuji, via nippled)